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Get ready to turn into a “Juicoholic” in Nitish Kumar style.

VipraDialogues | September 27, 2016 | 366  Views
Get ready to turn into a “Juicoholic” in Nitish Kumar style.

A few days back we heard a very quirky statement from Nitish Kumar, remember?

We are sure you remember it, how can one forget those juicilicious words!

Well, just in case if you have forgotten then here it is:

“Switch off the lights and drink juice, you will feel as if you are drinking alcohol.”

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

We were just wondering, what if somebody takes his statement seriously!

Surely you are thinking of it now!

Well, this is what will happen if somebody takes it seriously. The scenarios will be a treat for our imagination!

Well, the Jodi of chakhna and juices is forever one(Reliving childhood)

So, we will have a glass of juice with Aloo Bhujiya

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

We know you all love “Paani, Pathar Aur Shaarab!”

But guess now it will be “Paani, Pathar aur Maazaaa!”

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

We all have met a person who dances with a “Sharabi Glass over his head!”

It will be replaced by juice! Oh God, the sight is beyond imagination

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

No job? Well, relax you won’t turn into an alcoholic anymore!

You’ll turn into Juicoholic which will not give you liver problem but sugar problem!

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

All songs with the word “Alcohol and Sharaab” will turn to “Juice”!

Ummm, No comments!

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

This was something on the juices!

But, please somebody explain, why and how “Turning off the lights” will help?

The best guesses we can go for are:

Well, guess, maybe because nobody would be able to see you in “Andhera”

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

And also, so that no one knows that you wish to drink alcohol.

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

Or because it might help you to bring the taste of alcohol in juice!

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

Turning off lights might make you feel what you really want to feel.

Get ready to turn into a 'Juicoholic' in Nitish Kumar style.

Do share your “Juicy” imagination with us on this!

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