W.T.F. FACTS ABOUT YOUR ZODIAC YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW
Hundreds of thousands of people are born daily under each of the 12 zodiac signs, worldwide. It is highly surprising though, that each of them has some fixed sets of traits, characteristics, and attitudes. While you think you know a plenty about them, there are still a few of the crazy facts you didn’t know and probably won’t believe. Denial is a good habit to harbor, my friend.
Read on for some of the crazy, whacky, funny, and downright weird facts about all those 12 zodiac signs. Who knows, you might end finding out the real ‘you’ inside of you.
1) ARIES (March 21st to April 19th):
If ever there was an award for being the biggest slob, you can bet that the winner belongs to this sun sign. The biggest pile of clothes and shoes you’d have ever seen will be the highlight of a typical Aries room; and oh, another pile of books, with yet some more scattered around. By the by, Aries are also considered the most accident-prone of the dozen. According to experts, it is because Aries have an excess bundle of nervous energy that they are unable to control, making them prone to accidents.
2) TAURUS (April 20th to May 20th):
Those born under this sign are believed to be well grounded and practical, yet, far more stubborn and possessive than is the norm. They are the best with money, and seldom have a problem with making it in huge quantities. Have a look at some of the famous Taureans, and you’d know what we’re talking about- William Shakespeare, David Beckham, Dwayne Johnson, Pierce Brosnan, Saddam Hussain, Ayatollah Khomaini, Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler, and Ho Chi Minh. Quite and interesting mix, no?
3) GEMINI (May 21st to June 20th):
That Geminis are fickle-minded is a well known fact. What most people don’t know is that in spite of being the quickest at learning and adapting, they are terrible with numbers. Math and Gemini just do not go together. It would also be worthwhile to mention here that a good percentage of Noble Prize winners are Geminis.
4) CANCER (June 21st to July 22nd):
Born under yet another sign marked with fickle behavior, Cancers are one hand said to be emotional, moody, and manipulative, while on the other hand they are loyal to the core and imaginative than the most. This you all know; what you don’t is that FBI has labeled Cancer as the most dangerous of the signs. Apparently, mental instability is one of the core traits of Cancer and hence, they are the most likely to commit a penal offense and get arrested. By the way, they are also known to be the die-hard, hopeless romantics. Lethal combo, we’d say.
5) LEO (July 23rd to August 22nd):
Bursting with confidence, warm, enthusiastic, and passionate, there is little Leos cannot achieve once they set their eyes on. Some of the famous Leos stand testimony to the above fact; Barack Obama, Charlize Theron, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Madonna. Told you! According to the Hello Magazine, Leos are the most likely to take a gym membership and actually end up going there, regularly.
6) VIRGO (August 23rd to September 22nd):
If there is one sign that is probably the most organized of the lot, it is Virgo. They are also analytical by nature, methodical, and crave for cleanliness and organized living. Interestingly, Virgos are also the one person you should go to for tips on satisfying your partner, sexually. Yup, that’s right! It turns out that beneath all that serious facade, they are also believed to be a freak in the sheet. Get the hint, right?
7) LIBRA (September 23rd to October 22nd):
The fact that Librans are the most social of the pack and that people love to be around them, is hardly a surprise given that they are usually the most beautiful and charming in the group. Harmonious, diplomatic, and gentle are some of the adjectives usually associated with Libra. They can, however, also be quite indecisive at times. Oh, and they also are the most likely to have a dimple on their cheeks. Don’t believe us, have a look at these guys pictures again- Kate Winslet, Vladimir Putin, Matt Damon, Neve Campbell, and Margaret Thatcher.
8) SCORPIO (October 23rd to November 21st):
Believed to be brave, loyal, secretive, and protective to the point of being possessive, Scorpios also exude charm and magnetism. Julia Roberts, Whoopi Goldberg, Hillary Clinton, and Matthew McConaughey are some of the famous scorpions. Scorpions also make the best leaders. According to a report, in the year 2015, leaders of as many as 22 countries were Scorpio. Interestingly, they are also said to be softie at heart and melt at the very sight of a small, furry animal; puppies or kittens, doesn’t matter.
9) SAGITTARIUS (November 22nd to December 21st):
Great sense of humor, extremely enthusiastic, bundle full of energy, and highly adventurous, Sagittarius are probably the most fun lot of all. Do not, however, make them wait, or try to restrain them in any way; for they can be pretty impatient and undiplomatic too. They are also good at hiding away all that stress behind their ever smiling faces, and can even teach you a trick or two on how to tackle that stress. They could almost always have their favorite playlist, and a stress ball handy…just in case, you know. May be that’s why Sagittarius are also the most likely to cheat on their partners. Food for thought, this!
10) CAPRICORN (December 22nd to January 19th):
Born with an in-built sense of maturity, responsibility, and a good lot of discipline, Capricorn can also be quite stubborn and unforgiving at times. They also happen to be blessed with the worst memory ever. Names, places, dates; just don’t expect them to remember any of these and you won’t be disappointed. The name cards and the GPS on their phones are their best friends. Eternally young looking Capricorns are also the most susceptible to be polyamorous of all the other zodiacs, and by a good margin at that. Ask a Capricorn for his comment on this topic though, and he would call it ethical polyamory. Right!
11) AQUARIUS (January 20th to February 18th):
Generally believed to be timid, and Aquarius person also has it inside of him to turn abruptly aggressive. Fiercely independent by nature, they can be regarded as sensitive at times by those around them. Interestingly, they are also the most likely to believe in conspiracy theories like aliens and UFOs. They are always on the lookout for one or the other claims by the government, that they can refute with their own parallel theories. By the way, did you know the moon-landing was fake. Trust me, an Aquarius told me so. Physically, they also suffer with perpetual chilly palms and soles. Poor guys!
12) PISCES (February 19th to March 20th):
Wise, forgiving, tolerant, faithful, loving, sensitive, and compassionate; while there may be a good lot of nice little adjectives you associate with a Pisces, do not, however, let that fool you one bit. They are also the most fun-loving lads there ever were. When alone, they are the most likely to put up their music players on full blast, smoke a joint or drink half a bottle of vodka, and dance away to glory. Basically, nice, fun people to be friends with at all times.