Malayalam Daily Gives Tips To Conceive Boys, And We Are Laughing Our Guts Out
How will you react when India’s most literate state’s newspaper tells you about the scientifically proven ways to conceive a boy. Irony of life in our country is that on one hand we talk about ‘Beti Bachao’ and on the other hand we are screeching out ways to conceive a baby boy in the house. I guess, it is quite witty because at least we eliminating mindless murders and violence.
Sex determination is illegal in India. But we pride upon the fact that “Jugaad me to hum maahir hai”, and we have some rebellious philosophies as well – “rules or laws bante hi islea hai ke tode ja sakey” . So what would be the legal way to determine sex of the baby? Simple, use sure shot techniques to conceive a boy.
Where are we heading to? Shocked and stunned, we don’t even know how to react to this situation.
Prime Minister Modi has never missed a chance to talk on this and spread the message on how important it is to stop these sex determination practices. But then, does that even matter because for some people it is ‘Meri Marzi’.
Well, people who must have read the article about this will surely be wondering ‘ke pehle se hi try kakre dekhte hai kya pta sach hojaye!’
Want to know what tips and methods the article talked about? Of course, we are curious beings!
The article started with suggesting methods which can turn out to be really helpful. It suggested the couples to restrict their reproductive activity to 1st,3rd,5th, and 7th day of the week because *scientifically * the *strength* of the sperm is greater on these days.
Oh well, now you know when to enter the chamber of secrets to bring a harry potter to the world!
Another point said that men should strictly avoid eating acidity causing foods because according to some out of the world logic the sperm will be weak and result in the birth of a girl since girls are weaker.
How smart! I am still trying to get my head around it.
Next set of rules blabber all about gobbling up food of unimaginable quantity! Yup, you cannot even dare to skip any of your meals. Because less food means a girl child since by stereotypical standards girls eat less, and more food means a boy child since boys are stronger.
So ladies, no fasting. On the brighter side, no Karvachauth too. Yayii!
Don’t have energy to hear more? But the rulebook has more pearls of wisdom to share. It also specifies the direction in which women should sleep. Time to take your compass, ladies!