A Guidebook For Men On How To Escape Rape Blame
Ladies & the most gentle gentlemen of this country. Today, I am going to tell you how to escape the rape blame. No, I am sorry ladies, it is not the blame of getting raped I am going to save you from. This country doesn’t allow you to get raped, but when you do, you are the culprit. Haven’t you heard our respected politicians, like Mulayam Singh explaining ladko se galti ho jati hai (Boys make mistakes)? We put these people in power, they represent us, THEY CANNOT BE WRONG!
I am going to help men escape the blame-game of outrageously illogical feminists and citizens asking for justice. What justice? It is a vague word which holds value only if you have money, power, and a penis. So, coming back to the point:
What should you do when someone accuses you of raping or molesting? What should you do when you are accused of being spectators while a girl was getting raped/molested?
Whom should you blame?
1. Blame the victim – This one was a no-brainer. Victim blaming is in fashion and the easiest thing to do. The woman you chew like a gum and threw away doesn’t hold much sense or energy to shout out her torment, thanks to the society that renders her shameful after getting raped.
Blame her short skirt and bare skin which provoked you, the Burkha which covered her body way too much and provoked you, the few months old toothless smile that provoked you, the age equal to your mother that provoked you, her freedom that provoked you, etc. SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT, RIGHT?
2. Migrants – Target migrants because the city/town you have always been living in is encroached by unwanted migrants from other states. Your state is a peace loving safe haven in the whole country. The men here don’t rape, but they also don’t stand against someone doing the act because they love peace and like to stay away from the hullabaloo. And you cannot be accused of being passive, you were just being peaceful.
3. Those Few Men – The hashtag #NotAllMen has been taking rounds on the internet trying to explain the simple fact that ‘not all men’ rape. There are just handful disturbing elements which give a bad name to the whole fraternity. Agree, blame those few men and punish. Make sure that they taste the sweet nectar of Karma. Or maybe, just do what you like to do. Share rape culture inducing memes, jokes, posts, and rants, because you are peace-loving men who stay away from any kind of sexual violence.
Escaping is easy, all you need to do is become an ardent follower of patriarchy, rest will be taken care of by the country.